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| Thank you all for coming. It means a lot to me and to those close to me.
I would like to take this opportunity to tell you about several people in my life. Without them, I don't know where I'd be. Perhaps I would be living in a van down by the river, or possibly dead, at the bottom of some drained pool somewhere. Regardless, my life would not be the same without them. They, quite literally, saved my life. As I recently revealed to you, I am a ginger. Most ginger's die within seven minutes of being born. However, these men, at less than a year old, were so amazing, that they trumped my death and helped me to live a normal life, even without a soul.
These guys have, literally, been my entire background for a long time now. Brett Perry and Derek Zuidema. Obviously, they are devastatingly handsome and well-composed. Very chivalrous, funny, and most of all, humble. Much like my role model, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, they've both been shot several times but still rose to overcome their hardships and go on to thrive in their wonderful lives. In fact, I would swear that they were related to Fitty if I didn't know their awesome families.
Everyday, I wish I could be just like them. I can't be, obviously, because I was born with a vagina whereas they are both quite well-endowed, from what the ladies tell me. Many a time have they obviously been better at sports, like basketball, than I, yet still let me win to make me feel better about myself. They've also helped me a great deal with women. They've introduced me to many different fine women from all over, as well as taught me how to attract these ladies. Derek has taught me the fine art of flirting with any girls, while Brett, with his obviously stellar relationship skills, has helped me to maintain long-term relationships.
I didn't quite know how to thank these guys, so I wrote them this poem. Brett, Derek, this is for you...
"Sometimes I can't sleep at night,
And it's always out of fright
That I will lose thoes two guys on my Xanga background.
Sexy as can be,
Stunning features that everyone can see,
They make my head spin 'round and 'round.
Words just cannot describe
How awesome they are,
And how good they make me feel inside."
Thank you so much.
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| this book listed below...is simply...stunning, amazing. no words can really describe what i am feeling. i honestly dont know what else to say about it...except, that i am intrigued, incredibly intrigued. | | |
| I have a confession to make. I'm sorry I've kept this to myself for so long, but it's time to be honest with you all. Before I confess this though, I want you all to know that I hope it won't change anything we have together. We've been through some fun times, some crazy times, and some rough times together. I'll always cherish these memories, and hopefully you can look past my dishonesty and my problem, and we can continues our friendship.
You have no idea how hard this is for me to do, but I must do it.
OK, here it goes...
I am a ginger, and I have no soul. I have been all my life, but I've done my best to hide it.
I'm truly sorry to you all.
Also, my friends Brett and Derek are perfect male specimens. They are completely and totally awesome in every conceivable way, and I wish I could be like them.
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| MMMM.... pizza is soo satisfying when your borde at 2 AM, i'm currently laying on the couch and eating pizza.... U should be here with me!!! | | |
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